The Lighter Side

Yesterday I saw a man spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. So I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

A ham sandwich walked into a bar and ordered a beer, but the bartender said, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

The nurse needed to make sure she had a red pen with her when she went to work because the doctor told her she was going to have to draw blood.

Ever wonder how Seagulls got their name? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor said I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside....