Preacher's Piece

“Merry Christmas!”

A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas.

The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing. Since they had a lot to do, she called his phone. "Where are you?” she asked. “You know we have lots to do."

He replied, "Do you remember the jewelers we went to about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace. I couldn't afford it at the time, and I said that one day I would get it for you?"

Little tears started to well up in her eyes and she got all choked up. "Yes, I do remember that shop," she replied.

"Well, I'm in the video game sto...