The Lighter Side

If you fart when people hug you, it makes them feel strong.

A husband and wife were at a party when the subject came up about marriage counseling. "Oh we'll never need that," the wife said. "My husband and I have a great relationship. He was a communication major in college, and I majored in theater arts. So he communicates really well, and I just act like I'm listening."

An apple a day really does keep the doctor away ... but only if you aim it well.

My wife has discovered a great new exercise to stay in shape – Shopping! She runs to the store for every sale, stands in line for hours and lift...