The Lighter Side

My level of sarcasm is to the point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not.

I've made it from the bed to the couch ... there's no stopping me now!

Yesterday I wore something from five years ago and is actually fit! I am so proud of myself ... It was a scarf, but still. Let's be positive here.

I love all mythical creatures ... Vampires, Werewolves, Unicorns and kids who listen.

I haven't eve gone to bed yet, and I already can't wait to get home from work tomorrow.

The next time you get a call from an unknown number, answer it by saying "It's done, but there's blood everywhere."

Everyone...