The Lighter Side

I have a rational fear of spiders. In know they're smaller than me, but so is a hand grenade.

My body has absorbed so much soap and water, hand sanitizer and disinfectant that now when I pee I clean the toilet.

I swear we're fighting two pandemics: Coronavirus and Stupidity.

I kinda like wearing my mask in public. Now I can talk to myself in peace.

The whole world has turned into Las Vegas! Everyone's losing money, it's acceptable to drink at all hours and nobody has any idea what day it is.

I'm sending all of my thoughts and prayers to all of the married men who spent months telling their wiv...