The Lighter Side

(Thank you to our readers for sending these in … please keep them coming! Dan put a * next to the ones he liked the most.)

- In another two weeks we’ll know everybody’s true hair color.

- I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone. He asked me what I was wearing...

- 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.

- The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house, and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!

- *You think it’s bad now? In 20 years our country will be run by people homeschooled by day drinkers...